Get ready to knock, laugh, and repeat! This ultimate collection of funny knock knock jokes is packed with clever wordplay, cheerful punchlines, and feel-good humor for every age. From silly laughs for kids to smart giggles for adults, these jokes are perfect for family fun, friendly gatherings, classrooms, and casual entertainment. Easy to read and even easier to share, this knock knock joke collection brings smiles to every door one laugh at a time!
Jokes Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Get ready to enjoy classic jokes funny knock knock jokes that never get old. This collection is packed with lighthearted humor and playful punchlines perfect for instant laughs. Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split… and laugh with me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hippo.
Hippo who?
Hippo you’re ready for a laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce have fun together!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and your sense of humor!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says “Moo!”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you do!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m funny?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like some more jokes?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the funniest joke ever!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you… of laughter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want another joke?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you to laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful… this one’s funny!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the jokes for you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you laughing already!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door for laughter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for laughs!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
These funny knock knock jokes bring simple setups with clever endings that make everyone smile. Perfect for sharing quick laughs anytime, anywhere. Flirty Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like some more laughs?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue laughing yet?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to make you giggle!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank goodness you like jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you… with a joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go “Moo”!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo-hoo, more fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear up and enjoy the joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess open the door already!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, please!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yo-da one laughing yet?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you feel if you laugh?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive got more jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow, you’re really opening doors fast!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open and laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak ready to laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca more jokes for you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a joke just for you!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Funny knock knock jokes for kids are easy to understand and full of cheerful fun. These jokes are great for playtime, classrooms, and happy family moments. Poop Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says “Moo,” silly!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just funny!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you do!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, kiddo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce laugh together!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split… and giggle!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you of your frown!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo-hoo, fun time!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you to laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like another joke?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yo-da best at laughing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful… funny!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear up for fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a fun joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like another?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you believe this joke?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana joke for you!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Funny knock knock jokes for adults add a playful twist with smart humor and relatable punchlines. Ideal for light entertainment and casual laughs with friends.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a drink while we laugh?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy day full of laughs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca cocktail for us tonight!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to tell naughty jokes sometimes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo… don’t cry, just giggle!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank goodness we’re adults now!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard we survive without laughter?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to see you laughing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you of boredom!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split… but not the mood!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive a little grown-up humor!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a toast to laughter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the drink while we laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard we survive without a joke?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for laughing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t care about boring jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear your drinks with fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yo-da one laughing yet?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce drink to jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard we not laugh at this?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow problem, let’s keep laughing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak ready to smile!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open your heart to humor!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you believe these jokes are for adults?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca another drink… and laugh!
Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes
If you’re looking for jokes that truly make people laugh, these really funny knock knock jokes deliver nonstop fun. Each joke is designed to keep the mood upbeat and joyful. Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to hear more laughs?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s hilarious!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce laugh until we cry!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you of your boredom!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca suitcase full of jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana your frown away!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to laugh with you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the fun we’re having!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for laughing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t care about boring jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear up for another laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you survive without jokes?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon you laugh hard!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful… very funny!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow problem laughing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you believe these are funny?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open the door for fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yo-da best at laughing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your laughter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like some more fun?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank goodness for jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you do!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce giggle together!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your laughter bank!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca jokes for you!
Funny Racist Jokes Knock Knock
This feature knock knock jokes built around cultural food wordplay and playful humor. The jokes focus on fun expressions and laughter in a light, entertaining way. Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ‘bout a funny joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sushi.
Sushi who?
Sushi good at laughing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta time laughing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry up and open the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bagel.
Bagel who?
Bagel you some fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Churro.
Churro who?
Churro your way to giggles!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dim sum.
Dim sum who?
Dim sum fun together!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ‘bout a great laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ramen.
Ramen who?
Ramen your day brighter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Baguette.
Baguette who?
Baguette a joke ready!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kimchi.
Kimchi who?
Kimchi be funny for you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza jokes, enjoy!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tandoori.
Tandoori who?
Tandoori-ble puns ahead!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Samosa.
Samosa who?
Samosa laugh today!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel you laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mochi.
Mochi who?
Mochi ready to giggle!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tikka.
Tikka who?
Tikka time for laughs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pita.
Pita who?
Pita jokes, eat them up!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bento.
Bento who?
Bento your funny bone!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Crepe.
Crepe who?
Crepe up and laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pierogi.
Pierogi who?
Pierogi some fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Maki.
Maki who?
Maki sure you laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Paella.
Paella who?
Paella lot of jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gnocchi.
Gnocchi who?
Gnocchi your funny bone!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tiramisu.
Tiramisu who?
Tiramisu ready to giggle?
Knock Knock Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Knock knock jokes that are actually funny stand out with clever timing and memorable punchlines. These jokes are perfect for anyone who loves classic humor that still hits right.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a laugh right now?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce have some fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo-hoo, it’s joke time!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana your frown away!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to make you smile!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says “Moo”!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s funny!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you… for laughs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you of boredom!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell—it’s broken!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome for the fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like some more jokes?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear up for laughter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca bag of fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak ready for laughs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a funny story?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce laugh until we cry!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon you a funny joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice scream with laughter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you of dull moments!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the fun in your day!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo-hoo, more jokes for you!
Very Funny Jokes Knock Knock
Very funny jokes knock knock style bring extra energy and laughter to every door knock. Each joke is short, engaging, and designed to leave a big smile. Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to laugh harder?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce make this a funny day!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-hoo? No way, just laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split to giggle!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Moo… and laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to see you enjoying jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your frown away!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca suitcase of laughs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear you ready for giggles?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard we survive without jokes?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your mood happy!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for laughing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yo-da funniest friend!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your laughter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon up the fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open your smile!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing allowed!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak ready to giggle!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like another joke?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice scream with joy!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana your day brighter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you believe these are funny?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you of dull moments!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo-hoo, last joke for now!
Conclusion
Funny knock knock jokes never go out of style because they are simple, cheerful, and fun for everyone. Whether you are sharing laughs with kids, entertaining friends, or enjoying lighthearted moments at home, these jokes create instant smiles and happy memories. With their easy setup and playful punchlines, knock knock jokes bring people together and add joy to everyday conversations. Keep this collection handy, share the laughter, and let every knock open the door to more fun and positivity!